《DANGER: The Starbucks Chipotle Stock Merger》
SBUX陷入财务困境（破产/资不抵债），若不稀释股权便无法为收购提供资金；看空SBUX股票。
一个荒谬的想法登上了头条，《金融时报》头版暗示星巴克现在正考虑收购Chipotle。这或许是我能想象到的最愚蠢的绝望形式之一，但我要说，如果这件事发生，很可能对这两只股票中的一只非常迅速且有用。
Well, a ridiculous idea has made headlines, with the Financial Times front page suggesting that Starbucks is now considering acquiring Chipotle. This is perhaps one of the most foolish forms of despair I can imagine, but I say if it happens, it is likely to be very and quickly useful to one of these two stocks.